REDNECK REVIEW #5

WHISKEY DICKS
5/18/07
80'S METAL FEST!

WE START OFF THE NIGHT WITH A ROLLIN ROCK!,THE WE WAIT FOR DANGER ANGEL TO HIT THE STAGE,THEY ALL HAD WIGS ON "LAME",THE MUSIC WAS OK BUT HERES THE PROBLEM......................... THE SOUND GUY FUCKED THE WHOLE GIG UP FOR THEM,SO IM NOT GONNA PUNISH THIS BAND CUZ OF THE FUCKIN SOUND GUY,THEN DANGER ANGEL WENT 3 SONGS OVER,NEXT IN LINE..............

DRUG STORE VALENTINE

WOW! IM IMPRESSED!MY GOD THEY SOUNDED THE BEST EVER,THEY HIT THE STAGE WITH A BANG! THEY DREW THE CROWD UP TO THE STAGE,AN ROCKED THE PLACE,KENNY WHATS UP MAN YER VOCALS HIT EVERY NOTE?CURLY YA BROKE A STRING? LEE AINT YER FAULT WE COULDNT HEAR YER DRUMS(ONCE AGAIN THE FUCKIN SOUND GUY) BUT ALL IN ALL DANGER ANGEL & D-S-V DID A WONDERFUL SHOW, AN HEARS A NOTE TO REMEMBER THESE 2 HARD WORKIN BANDS DID NOT AN I REPEAT DID NOT GET A FUCKIN DIME FOR THERE SHOW! NOW THATS SAD! HEY WHISKEY DICKS DO YA'LL EXPECT LOCAL BANDS TO PAY TO PLAY? NO DISCOUNT ON BOOZE EITHER, U SUCK! BUT ANY WHO BACK TO THE REVIEW..... D-S-V SAID THEY HAD 2 MORE SONGS AN THEY DESERVED THE SPOT LITE BUT........ THIS LITTLE MIDGIT DUDE SLASH WANNABE SAID ONE MORE SONG AN THATS ALL,NEEDLESS TO SAY THE OZZ MAN WAS PISSED! DONT BLAME HIM,2 SONGS CUT SHORT!SO TO THE BAND D-S-V GRAB YER FUCKIN SHOT GLASSES..... 3 FUCKIN ROUNDS ON THE REDNECK!

G-N-R

GUNS-N-ROSES COVER BAND!
I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA'LL....... YA SUCK! THE LEAD SINGER WHO TRIED TO BE AXEL ROSE,WELL AXEL IS MUCH SHORTER THAN YOU AN SINGS A HELLOFA LOT BETTER THAN YOU,AN FOR GODS SAKE KEEP YER FUCKIN SHIRT ON!
THE LIL MIDGIT DUDE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS SLASH...... LOL OMGOSH DUDE, YOU WERE HORID,TOO DAMN SHORT,YA'LL LOOKED LIKE A FREAK SHOW,JOIN THE FUCKIN CIRCUS,YA'LL SHOULD HAVE PAID US TO HEAR YA TRY TO SING,SO THERES THE PUNISHMENT FOR G-N-R
NEXT POSER!

POSER

WOW THESE GUYS CAME OUT HARD AN STRONG THE FIRST SONG QUIET RIOT! FUCKIN AWESOME THEN TWISTED SISTER,THEN RATT OMGOSH METAL HEAVEN!!!!!!!!
THESE GUYS ROCKED THE STAGE AND THE CROWD WAS WAITIN FOR THIS GUY C.C.DEVILLE,YES THE ONE AN ONLY C.C DEVILLE, HE CAME ON STAGE AN THE CROWD WENT NUTS HE ROCKED WITH POSER AN SOME OF THE CROWD AN HAD THIS DUDE COME UP AN SING WITH HIM,AN I BET C.C LOVED THE DRUNK WASTED GIRL HANGIN ON HIM,THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA UPCHUCK ON HIM ACOUPLE OF TIMES,BUT ALL N ALL THE POSER SKIT WAS A FUCKIN HIT
THIS IS THE PART OF THE REVIEW WHERE I GIVE SHOUT OUTS: PAUL E KING , PERK OF A-N-W LOVE PARTYIN WITH YA'S,LEE OF D-S-V ENJOYED CHATTIN WITH YA AN HANIN OUT(AN NO I DIDNT CALL YER G/F A CARP, SHE A LADY FISH)
BUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID HI TO THE REDNECK,AN LIKE THE REVIEWS .... HI BACK!

WELP THIS RAPS IT UP FOR ME, SO READ-UM COMMENT-UM AN SHOW YER SUPPORT FOR AL LOCAL METAL! UNTIL NET TIME......... SHOW THE FUCKIN METAL HORNS!