REDNECK REVIEW #6

2 FUCKIN AWESOME SHOWS 2 NIGHTS!
THIS REVIEW IS OF 2 NIGHTS 2 SHOWS SO LETS GET STARTED

UP-N -YA

THIS IS THE FIRST BAND TO START IT OFF,NOT BAD THEY PLAYED HARD, GOOD SOUND,THEY EVEN HIT A LIL OLD SCHOOL METALLIC, AND DID IT AWESOME,BUT THEY STILL NEED SOME WORK ,I DONT MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY,BUT THE BAND HAS POTENTIAL,I LOOK FORWARDS TO HEAR MORE OF THIS BAND IN THE FUTURE!GOOD BUT NO SHOTS JUST OF YET!

RADIO ACTIVE

THIS IS THE 2ND TIME I'VE SEEN THIS BAND,THE 1ST TIME I LET IT SLIDE,BUT THE 2ND TIME, WHOA!!!!!!!! BACK THE HORSE AN BUGGY UP!LETS JUST GIT STRAIT TO THE PUNISHMENT.......
1. YER NOT THAT GOOD FOR A CROWD YA HAD
2. THE MAKE UP THANG GOTTA GO,YER NOT KISS OR ISCP
3. BASS DUDE DO NOT TRY TO LOOK LIKE NIKKI STIXX IT AINT HAPPIN.
HERES WHAT YA NEED TO DO...... GET A NEW LOOK, GIVE UP THE CROW THANG RITE MEOW!
4. DRUMMER DUDE, GIVE UP THE VINNIE PAUL LOOK THERES ONLY ONE VINNIE PAUL!
LETS START BY GOIN BACK TO THE BASIC, AND LETS HEAR A NEW BAND FROM PITT PA!

8KOUNT!

WOW WHAT A FUCKIN SHOW,THESE GUYS ARE BAD! THEY HIT THE STAGE WITH A FUCKIN BANG(BTW FOR YOU GUYS IN 8KOUNT, DO NOT AN I REPEAT DO NOT PISS TODD OFF ,IF YA DO I'LL PUT YA'LL DOWN FOR THE 10KOUNT!) LOL ,IT WAS AWESOME TO SEE TODD PLAYIN AGAIN HES AN AWESOME FUCKIN DRUMMERHE HAS SHEDDED A NEW LITE FOR THIS BAND,PLUS THE 6 STRINGERS DUDES YA FUCKIN ROCK THE ONE DUDE LOVES TO LICK HIS 6-STRINGER,ARE YOU ON EXCTASY OR WHAT, TAKE IT BACK TO YER HOTEL DUDE! LEAD VOCALS MAN YER THERE GREAT SOUNDS MAN, LOVE THE TIE THANG!ALL N ALL GOOD SHOW CHECK EM OUT,
3 ROUNDS OF JEG 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE

ROCK17

LETS CHANGE THE NAME SHALL WE...... HOW BOUT "NERD PATROL" "GEEK SQUAD" MAYBE,THE ONLY SONG THAT DIDNT SOUND BAD WAS WHITE WEDDIN, ALL THE REST SUCKED! EVEN IN THE BATHROOM YA SUCKED, I THINK THE PEOPLE IN CAMBRIDE LIE TO U OR THEY JUST DONT HAVE ANY OTHER FORM OF SOUNDS IN THAT TOWN, BUT I WAS IN HORID SHOCK!
HELL CLUCKIN CHICKENS SOUNDED BETTER AT THE TIME, AN WHILE IM STILL PUNISHIN YA, IS THERE NOT A HEIGHT REQUIREMENT FOR THE GROUP, I DIDNT KNOW A MIKE STAND COULD GO THAT HIGH!K ENOUGH BOUT THAT!

A-N-W

IT SEEMS LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS BAND BEFORE.... YEAH IM SURE I HAVE, HEY GUYS ....... UP AGAINST THE FUCKIN WALL. LOL EVERY BODY LETS GIVE THE SHARP COUNTY SHERRIFF DEPT A PIECE OF OHIO........ FUCK YOU!
BACK TO THE SHOW,,, I WARNED PAUL IF THEY DID NOT SING BANG I WAS GONNA STOP THE SHOW, THEY SANG IT SWEET!HEY SHANE THOUGHT YA WERE SICK OF DOIN POISON SONGS, WELP YA DID IT ANYWAYS, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HEARIN THIS BAND THEY BRING OUT THE CROWD AN MAKE A AWESOME SHOW! CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW CD AN MY NEW FUCKIN SHIRT! WHERES MY FUCKIN SHIRT! LOL AWESOME SHOW ONCE AGAIN KEEP IT UP AN GIT YER FUCKIN SHOT GLASSES!4 ROUNDS AN LETS JUST GIT FUCKED UP!

JANI LANE

WOW HE'S SOBER! WHAT A GREAT JOB HE DID, HIS LOOKS ON THE OTHER HAND,THATS A HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR,BUT THE BAND HE HAS FUCKIN ROCKED, THIS 17YR OLD 6-STRINGER OMFGOSH ,WHERE DID HE COME FROM, THIS KID HAS TOOO MUCH FUCKIN TALENT, I SEE HIS FUTURE GOIN VERY WELL FOR HIM, AN BASS GUY SORRY FOR CALLIN YA GAY, YOU FUCKIN ROCKED TOO,JANI VOICE WAS ON THE BAND WAS ON AN TO THE GUY JASON WHO WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE..... YOU WERE RIGHT THE SHOW FUCKIN ROCKED(REMIND ME LATER WHEN I GIT HOME IM GONNA RACK YER MAMA IN THE MOUFF, CUZ THERES NO WAY YOU CAME FROM MY LOINS!) LOL
WANNA SAY HEY TO ALL THE PEOPLE I AINT SEEN IN A WHILE LIKE TODD OF 8KOUNT YOU ROCK DUDE, AN BILLY CARI,I HEARD A RUMOR BOUT YOU BRO.... I HEAR YER SECRETLY ENGAGED TO A 7' AMAZON WOMAN! WAY TO GO BILLY LOL ,YA'LL BILLY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN STAND UP AN GIVE THIS WOMAN ORAL!

NOW ON TO DAY 2..........................

TOPCATS

OUR LAST OFFER

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!LETS BREAK IT DOWN SHALL WE..... 2 SINGER-AN 3 PEOPLE PLAYIN MUSIC, NOT GOOD AT ALL IS THE REASON FOR THE 2 SINGERS CUZ IF ONE GITS A SORE THROAT THE OTHER CAN FILL IN?THEY DREW A VERY SMALL CROWD,(NO MOSH PIT) THIS BAND DIDNT MOVE ME, THEY'D EVEN SUCK AT AN AFTER SCHOOL EVENT,THE MUCIS DIDNT CHANGE AT ALL IT ALL SOUNDED ALIKEHELL GOIN OUT SIDE DIDNT EVEN MUFFLE IT DOWN,WHEW! GIT RID OF ONE SINGER ADD ANOTHER 6 STRINGER, AN MIX UP THE SOUND MORE,LISTEN TO OTHER BANDS GIT IDEAS PLEASE,BEFORE YA EVER PLAY FOR A CROWD AGAIN LEARN THESE THEE WORDS.....
1. WATCH
2. LISTEN
3. LEARN!
YER NAME SAYS IT ALL OUR LAST OFFER,TRUST ME YA MIGHT NOW GIT ANYMORE OFFERS IF YA DONT CHANGE

IDLE THREAGHT

SO FAR LOOKS LIKE OLD SCHOOL METAL,BUT WE SHALL SEE,THE GROUP SOUNDS LIKE A MODERN DAY JUDIST PRIEST,GEART VOCALS, KILLER FUCKIN MUSIC AN TALENT DIDNT EXPECT THIS, PAIN LINK WOULD BE PROUD! CANT REALLY FIND ANY FLAWS IN THIS BAND,BUT ONE THANG WHY DID YA HAVE TO SQUEAL LIKE A PIG IN THE 3RD SONG?(REMINDED ME OF HOME) KEY BOARDS REALLY BRUNG OUT THIS SOUND FOR THIS BAND, LAST SONG TOO LONG,BUT ANY WHO AWESOME SHOW,GIVE IT UP 3 ROUNDS 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE

WRECKED

WAS TOLD THIS IS NOT A METAL BAND! HA! THEY HIT THE STAGE WITH A BANG! I WAS BLOWN AWAY, FOR THIS YOUNG BAND TO DO COVER SONGS! WOW ANY BODY WHO SINGS JOHNNY CASH WITH A TWIST OF METAL, WINS MY VOTE! NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS....... TIM I HAVE A NICKNAME FOR YA BRO...... CAVEMAN! WHY CUZ YER TALENT PLAYIN THE BASS.... LOOKS SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT! I WANT TO SEE YA WITH A BASS THAT LOOKS LIKE A CAVEMAN CLUB CUZ YER GONNA KNOCK OUT THE CROWD WITH YER FUCKIN TALENT! I SAY TO EVERYONE GIT OUT AN CHECK THIS BAND OUT THEY WILL MOVE YA LIKE JUICEY FRUIT GUM! VOCALS WERE FUCKIN AWESOME THE SKINNY LIL GUY CAN FUCKIN SANG, AN THE TALENT IS AHEAD OF THEIR TIME THESE GUYS ROCK!HAVE SOME SHOTS ON THE REDNECK 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE!

WELL THATS ALL FOR THE REVIEWS 2 SHOWS 2 NITES,SHOW YER SUPPORT FOR LOCAL METAL AN SHOW YER FUCKIN METAL HORNS PROUD! ALSO THIS IS JUST MY OPINION,IF YA DON'T LIKE IT TELL ME,IF YA DO ENJOY!
UNTIL NEXT TIME!