REDNECK REVIEW #4

WICKED INTENT

I WALKED IN LATER AN I CAUGHT UP WITH THEM SININ RED HOT,AND THEY ARE RED HOT,THEY HAVE AN AWESOME SOUND,RYAN WHEN ARE YA GONNA CUT THE HAIR BRO,YA LOOK LIKE YA GOT SOME SOUL GLOW ACTIVATOR ON THE CROP OF HAIR! PAUL D BRO YER ALMOST A ROCK STAR LOLO JUST KIDDIN YER GOOD, BIG BILL I DIDNT SEE YA DROP ANY STICKS,AN BTW AWESOME FUCKIN (SHORT) DRUM SOLO THERE,HAVE TO SAY WICKED INTENT IS A LOCAL BAND TO CONTEND WITH,THE VOICE AN LOOKS OF CHRISTY SAYS IT ALL. NO PUNISHMENT FOR THIS BAND, ROCK ON YA'LL!

DRUGSTORE VALENTINE

ARE WE GONNA SEE A GRAND INTRO FROM KENNY OZZ?WHERE THE HELL IS THE DRUMMER?WELL WE GOT THE GRAND INTRO FROM KENNY THE FISRT 2 SONGS WELL LETS SAY OK A BIT CABARETISH,LIKE ON A CRUISE SHIP, THE THIRD SONG, HELL I DIDNT KNOW DSV COULD DO COUNTRY INA METAL SORT OF WAY,HEY KENNY TRY THE STRIPPERS POLE! HE DID! DSV HAS A COLUMBUS CHAPTER THAT CAME TO SEE THE SHOW AS WELL.... WOW! FOR ALL YA'LL WHO WANT TO SEE DSV PLAY LET ME TELL YA SOMTHIN, KENNY OZZ IS A GREAT FRONT MAN HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KEEPS THE CROWD ENTERTAINED,AS FOR THE MUSIC KINDA PICTURE THE SOUNDS OF THE BEASTIE BOYS,POISON,AN A LIL OF ADAM SANDLER TOGETHER AN YA GOT DSV,I WILL ADMIT THEY HAVE A BALL UP THERE,THE NEW SONG END OF THE ROAD..... IS THAT A HINT? JUST KIDDIN KENNY,HERE THE PUNISHMENT FOR THIS BAND...... FIRST YA'LL NEED TO LEARN TO SING T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R, EVERYONE WHO SANG WAS COMPETEIN WITH THE OTHER ,AS LONG AS KENNY IS SINGIN THEY SOUND OK,BUT AS SOON AS THE OTHER 2 OPEN THERE TRAPS THEY ALL SOUND HIDEOUS,I'VE HEARD CHICKENS CLUCK BETTER,LET KENNY DO ALL THE VOCALS AN THE BAND WILL BE A HIT,AN GOOD LUCK ON YER CD.

HOOKERS & BLOW

DIDNT SEE NO HOOKERS BUT THIS BAND BLOWS AT SINGIN COVER SONGS, THE LEAD SINGER JIZZY WELL HE'S MORE DIZZY THAN JIZZY,LEAD 6 STRINGER SINGS BETTER AN CAN PLAY THE 6 STRINGER,THE DRUMMER FUCKIN ROCKED, THE BASSEST WELL I THINK HE'S GAY! ALL N ALL I DIDNT THINK THE BAND WAS ALL THAT, IT DIDNT MOVE ME OUT OF MY CHAIR AN I WASN'T IMPRESSED,AN I HEARD SOME OF THESE GUYS PLAYED IN TOP HIT BANDS LIKE RATT, GUNS N ROSES, WELL I CAN SEE NOW WHY THEY AINT,THANK GOD I ONLY PAID 5 BUCK TO SEE THE HEAD LINER, ALL THE MONEY SHOULD GOTO THE LOCAL BANDS WHO ROCKED THE PLACE LAST NIGHT,SO THERE THE PUNISHMENT FROM THE REDNECK REVIEW GUY A.K.A THE PUNISHER!