REDNECK REVIEW #14

THE A1A, MAIN ST.
LEXINGTON, KY
OCTOBER 13, 2007

MEDUSA DIESEL

GLAD I GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO FINALLY SEE THIS BAND LIVE, THERE'S A REASON WHY I PICKED THIS BAND TO PLAY ON DECEMBER 8TH FOR THE DIMEBAG TRIBUTE, THEY FUCKIN ROCK! THIS BAND COULD VERY WELL BE THE NEXT BLACK LABEL SOCIETY STYLE BAND, THE VOCALS ARE LIKE HEARING THE ANGELS IN METAL HEAVEN! THESE 4 GUYS PLAY SOME FUCKIN KILLER METAL, FROM START TO FINISH OF THEIR GIG THEY WILL KEEP YOU ON YER TOES, THEY WILL KEEP YOU SHOUTING, AN WHETHER YOU KNOW THE WORDS OR NOT TO THEIR SONG, YOU WILL SING WITH EM. THE TALENT THE BAND HAS EXCEEDS THE LIMITS SET FORTH BY OUR METAL FOREFATHERS! I WOULD SUGGEST TO ANYBODY OUT THERE FIND A WAY TO GIT A COPY OF THEIR CD AN GIT THE FUCK OUT THERE AN SEE THIS BAND LIVE! NOT ONLY WAS I HONORED TO HAVE A SHOT OF JEG WITH SCOTT AN THE DRUMMER BECAUSE IT WAS WELL DESERVED. JUST THEIR PERSONAL TRIBUTE SONG TO DIMEBAG DARRELL, PHENOMENAL! AN THEIR TRIBUTE TO THE MAN IN BLACK JOHNNY CASH FUCKIN ROCKED AS WELL. SO MOTHERFUCKERS GRAB YER SHOT GLASSES AN A ICE COLD BREW, ITS 4 ROUNDS OF JEG 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE!

CHIZEL

CHIZEL HIT THE STAGE LIKE A FUCKIN ROCK! NOT ONLY DID MEDUSA DIESEL BUT CHIZEL AS WELL BROUGHT IN A CROWD LIKE NO OTHER! THERE WERE PEOPLE STANDIN AN SHOUTIN AN SINGIN THE WORDS TO DAMN NEAR EVERY FUCKIN CHIZEL SONG THAT THEY PLAYED! NOW I KNOW YOU'VE ALL HEARD AN I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL HEARD IT FROM TRANS-FUSION ENTERTAINMENT THAT THESE GUYS ARE TOO OLD, WELL I'M HERE TO TELL YA YEAH THESE GUYS ARE A LITTLE OLD AN THEY'RE A LITTLE YOUNG AN THEY WILL OUTROCK, OUTPLAY, AN DAMN NEAR OUTSELL ANY BAND OUT THERE! CHIZEL HAS LIVED UP TO EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVER SAID, THEY PLAY IT LIKE THEIR CD SOUNDS, FUCKIN AWESOME! THESE EXTRAORDINARY 5 GUYS CAME TOGETHER AN CREATED ONE HELLUVA METAL MONSTER! AN SOMETIMES I HEAR FROM THEM, THEY SAY THEY SOUND HORRIBLE UP ONSTAGE, BUT IF YOU GO TO A SHOW YOU WILL SEE FOR YOURSELF THIS BAND IS FAR FROM BEING HORRIBLE! I HAVE NOT SEEN A BAD PERFORMANCE FROM THIS BAND AN I'VE SEEN THIS BAND QUITE A FEW TIMES. THEY ARE WELL SUPPORTED BY THE CHIZEL BITCHES (IF YOU CAN KEEP EM OUT OF THE MONKEY FUCKERS)! I WANNA GIVE A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO JON AN TARA CONGRADS ON YER MARRIAGE! WE WANT THE BEST FOR YOU FOR THE YEARS TO COME! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE DONATE A WALKER, RICH HAD A PROBLEM STANDIN' UP, HE FELL DOWN WITH THE MIC STAND AN LAID DOWN ON THE GROUND FOR A WHILE, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WE HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE IT! THE MIC STAND HEHE THE LITTLE MIDGET SKELETON HEHEHE HOLDIN THE BEER CAN THAT LOOKED LIKE A PENIS HEHEHE FUCKIN COOL! GOOD IDEA! AN WHAT A TREAT DID WE GET WHEN CHIZEL STARTED PLAYIN COWBOYS FROM HELL AN MEDUSA DIESEL JOINED IN, THAT'S WHAT YA CALL AN AWESOME KILLER METAL SHOW! AN ALSO RICH AN THE REST OF THE GUYS FUCK YOU FOR DEDICATIN THAT STUPID ASS PIECE OF SHIT MOTLEY CRUE SONG TO ME, YOU CAN TAKE YER MOTLEY CRUE AN SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YER CHIZELED ASSES! NOW WE'RE GONNA GIVE CHIZEL 4 ROUNDS PLUS ONE ROUND OF WILD TURKEY 101 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE! HORNS UP FUCKERS!

SHATTERBOX

FELLAS I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY HEHEHE IF I DO A REVIEW ON YOU RIGHT NOW IT WILL NOT BE AN HONEST REVIEW. BY WHAT I'VE HEARD SOUNDED GOOD, YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE A GREAT OPENING ACT FOR SAVAGE SOUL HERE IN OHIO. BUT AS FOR THE REVIEW HEHEHE I WAS TOO DAMN DRUNK! THANKS TO RICH OF CHIZEL FOR HELPIN ME OUT WITH THIS AN HIS LITTLE MIDGET FAN WITH THE MESSED UP HAND, DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, BUT I HAD A FEW UNDER MY BELT, A FEW TOO MANY! BUT I DO INTEND AFTER MY SHORT LITTLE BREAK TO DO A REVIEW OF THIS BAND. SO WHY NOT, GIT A BEER OR SOMTHIN I'M STILL DRUNK!


OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT UK BEAT LSU THERE WAS OTHER REASONS TO PARTY! WE WERE PARTYIN AS FANS OF METAL MUSIC THAT COME OUT WEEKEND AFTER WEEKEND TO SUPPORT THESE LOCAL BANDS AN THEIR TALENTS! THESE BANDS PLAY HARDER THAN ANY ACTS THAT TRANS-FUSION ENTERTAINMENT THROWS OUT THERE, LET'S SAY LIKE LITHIUM. OF COURSE, TRANS-FUSION HAS LITHIUM BECAUSE TRANS-FUSION DOES NOT LIKE TO HAVE REAL TALENT! PEOPLE THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY! IT IS ABOUT DOIN WHAT YOU LOVE AN WHAT YOU ARE MEANT TO DO AN TO THESE PERFORMERS WEEKEND AFTER WEEKEND PLAYIN THEIR HEARTS OUT FOR WHAT THEY LOVE AN NOT GETTIN THE RECOGNITION THAT THEY NEED TO BECOME A NATIONAL ACT! I AM JUST BEIN HONEST. YEAH SURE I COULD SAY THAT THE PEOPLE IN LEXINGTON STAND BEHIND THEIR BANDS DOWNERE I'M GONNA TELL YA THERE WASN'T JUST LEXINGTON FANS DOWNERE, WE WERE ALL FANS! SO IT DON'T MATTER WHETHER YOU LIVE IN COLUMBUS OR LIVE IN LA, A FAN IS A FAN! I REALLY HOPE YA'LL ENJOYED THE REVIEWS UP TO THIS POINT, THEY WILL BE BACK I PROMISE, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT. ALSO THIS MYSPACE BLOG THANG IS NOT GONNA BE THE SEWER LINE THAT WILL HOLD THE SHIT SPEWIN OUTTA MY MOUTH. THE NEXT REVIEW WILL BE PUT UP AT WWW.REDNECKREVIEWGUY.COM. YA'LL CAN READ IT THERE AN LEAVE ME YER COMMENTS! ONE MORE THING BEFORE I FORGIT THIS IS A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO SWEETNKIND (SUSAN), WE ALL AS FANS APPRECIATE AN LOVE THE WORK AN DEDICATION YOU HAVE FOR ALL OF THE LOCAL BANDS! I WILL SEE YA'LL SOON! HORNS UP FUCKERS!