Friday, December 7, 2007

REDNECK REVIEW #15

NOVEMBER 24, 2007
THE A1A
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY


WENT TO LEXINGTON TO SEE 3 BANDS, JUST GOT ONE THING TO SAY, STITCH RIVET YOU SUCK! WE WERE HYPED UP ON SEEIN' A GOOD SHOW, AS FOR THE TWO OTHER BANDS THAT WERE THERE, CHIZEL AND D-SUL, WE GOT THAT. BUT I GOT NOTHING FROM STITCH RIVET. THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST PITIFUL PERFORMANCES FOR A DVD I'V EVER SEEN! FOR ONE, ALL YER SONGS SOUND THE SAME, THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE FROM THE FIRST SONG TO THE LAST SONG YOU SING, YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED A FEW OF THE WORDS. BUT AS FOR THE ORIGINALITY OF THIS GROUP, THEY HAVE NONE! ALL I SEEN IN THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE WAS A REALLY BAD VERSION OF A BAND TRYIN' TO BE LIKE POISON! AS FOR THE DANCING GIRLS ONSTAGE, IT MADE YER DVD EVEN WORSE! I GOT A COPY OF THE STITCH RIVET CD, I'M GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE! YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT... FREE. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE OTHER TWO BANDS THERE LAST NIGHT, I WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE I WASTED MY 5 BUCKS TO EVEN GET IN. I WOULD NOT COME BACK AND SEE THIS BAND LIVE AGAIN AN I WILL NOT BUY THEIR DVD. I HEARD THAT THIS BAND HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING OF FANS BUT THAT JUST SHOWS ME THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC! HELL THESE PEOPLE ALL PROBABLY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU OR ARE CLOSE FAMILY. I WASN'T MOVED AT ALL BY ANYTHING, OH WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS MOVED, I HAD TO MOVE OUTSIDE AFTER THE FIRST SONG AN THE SIXTH SONG SOUNDED THE SAME JUST TO GIT AWAY FROM THEM. THAT'S THE ONLY MOVEMENT I'VE GOTTEN FROM THIS BAND! SORRY FELLAS YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY COOL DUDES BUT AS FOR THIS GREAT BAND YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAVE IT AIN'T HAPPENIN. TO ME YER KINDA LIKE THE PARIS HILTON OF METAL! FOR CHIZEL AN D-SUL MEET ME AT THE BAR. 2 ROUNDS ON ME! HORNS UP FUCKERS!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude that's so funny!

Anonymous said...

You still got this trash posted

Anonymous said...

YES I DO AN I WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP POSTING WHAT YOU MAY CALL "TRASH" AS WELL......FOR TRASH YOU MUST LIKE IT ENOUGH TO READ IT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That is the most slamming, cruel, and insulting review I've ever heard you give any band ever. Damn. Did one of those guys pee on your shoe or something?