REDNECK REVIEW #7

TOPCATS
SATURDAY, JUNE 30, 2007

WRECKED

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SEEIN THIS BAND PLAY, THEY HIT THE STAGE FIRST AN WOW WHAT A SOUND CHECK,I WAS TELL JAMES YA OTTA HEAR THIS BAND PLAY JUDIST PRIEST, AN THEY OPEN IT WITH A SOUND CHECK,THEN THEY HIT THE STAGE WITH A BANG LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO,KENT DUDE AWESOME FUCKIN VOC'S AT FIRST I THOUGHT WHO HAD TO FOLLOW THIS BAND WAS GONNA BE IN SOME SORRY SHAPE,THEY PLAYED ALL THEIR OWN SHIT AN IT FUCKIN ROCKEDTHIS BAND IN MY OPINION, PLEASE READ THAT WORD CAREFULLY OPINION,THIS BAND IN MY OPINION WILL MAKE THE TOP OF THE METAL FUCKIN FOOD CHAIN ONE DAY!THEIR TALENTS EXCEDES ALL THEIR LIMITS,I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THIS BAND,ALL THE ORIGINALS AN THE FUCKIN COVERS,GRAB YER FUCK SHOT GLASSES FUCKERS 4 SHOTS 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE! SO IF YA'LL GET THE CHANCE CHECK OUT WRECKED FROM INDY !

FOREVER SCARRED

HEY YA'LL MEMBER ME SAYIN THAT WHO WOULD WANT TO FOLLOW AFTER WRECKED PLAYED,THAT I'D FEEL SORRY FOR THEM?.................... WELP KICK ME IN THE ASS,THIS BAND FUCKIN ROCKED,THIS IS THEIR 3RD SHOW AN WOW,THE VOCALS WERE FUCKIN AWESOME THE MUSIC JUST FUCKIN KICKED YA IN THE FUCKIN TEETH,HEY YA'LL GIT THIS THE DRUMMER....... HE'S BLIND! NO I DIDNT STUDDER, HE BLIND AS A BAT! AN LET ME TELL YA HE DONT NEED NO SEEIN EYE DRUMMIN DOG EITHER,HE DIDNT MISS A BEAT! BLIND DRUMMER DUDE, YOU ROCK!,LEAD VOCALS GOT GREAT SOUND DUDE,AS FOR THE REST OF THE BAND, BIG GUY ON THE 6-STRINGER, MOVE A LIL,HAVE SOME FUN, I PROMISE GIRLS WILL SHOW YA THEIR TITS(AS FOR THE BLIND DRUMMER ALL GIRLS MUST LET HIM FEEL THE TITS HEY HE SEES WITH HIS HANDS) NOW THE LIL 13 YR OLD LOOKIN DUDE WHO WAS REALLY 22, DUDE LIVE A LIL MORE YA STARTED AT THE END TO MOVE DO IT A THE BEGININ OF THE SHOW! YA'LL CAN GRAB A GLASS,3 ROUND OF PBR FOR THIS BAND, AN ILL TELL YA'LL THIS BAND IS WORTH SEEIN,

NOW FOR THE LAST BAND............. SORRY YA DIDNT MAKE ME SAY WOW! I WAS MORE MOVED BY THE BEER I DRANK THAT NITE,THE VOCALS SOUNDED LIKE A HOUND DOG GIVIN BIRTH,PLUS THE STYLE OF MUSIC YA PLAYED WELL DIDNT METALLICA DO THAT ALREADY? YA SEE I CANT EVEN REMEMBER YER BAND NAME....................SORRY NO SHOTS,NO BEER,HELL NOT EVEN A GLASS OF WATER!

WELL THATS ALL FOR THE REDNECK REVIEW #7 I'D LIKE TO SAY HEY TO THE ALMOST FAMOUS KENNY OZZ, AN WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME JAMES TO THE REVIEW HE IS THE OFFICIAL REDNECK BEER DRINKER GUY,EVEN THOU HE CANT CHUG A BEER! BUT ANY WHO YA'LL NEED TO CHECK OUT PAIN LINKS NEW CD IT FUCKIN ROCKS TOO,SO UNTIL NEXT TIME FUCKERS!