REDNECK REVIEW #2 2008

JANUARY 27, 2008
DIRTY JACK'S
CINCINNATI, OHIO

YA KNOW I HATE DOIN REVIEWS LIKE THIS, ONCE AGAIN I CAN NOT FIND FAULT OUT OF THESE 4 BANDS. WHEN I GO TO THE SHOW I LOOK FOR FAULTS, THINGS TO MAKE FUN OF. WELL YA WON'T FIND ANY FLAWS HERE!

DARK SOUL

ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHO DANNY MAC IS SHOULD KNOW HE IS ONE OF THE BEST GROWLERS OF CINCY METAL THERE IS. HE MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY BUT FUCK I CAN'T DO IT! DARK SOUL MUSIC IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT HAS IT'S OWN SOUND AND HAS BUILT A REPUTATION AS A DARK DEATH METAL BAND. I KNOW IT WAS A SUNDAY NIGHT AN NO ONE SHOWED UP EXCEPT THE BANDS AN ANY AN I, I WAS HONORED TO SEE AN AWESOME JAM FEST OF DARK SOUL! THEY UNLEASHED A NEW SONG DARK SOUL STYLE BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL YA BOUT IT, JUSY SAY YA SHOULDA BEEN THERE! 4 ROUNDS JAGER 3:1!

WICKED INTENT
DESPITE BEIN SICK AN RUNNIN ON EMPTY, CHRISTY MAC TOOK THE STAGE WITH A BANG! I'VE SEEN THIS BAND A LOT THRU THE YEARS AN I MUST SAY THIS BAND IS GETTIN TO BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEIN THE BAND THEY WANT TO BE. THEY HAVE A NEW SOUND, IT'S A LIL HEAVIER THAN WHEN THEY STARTED. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE NOW ARE TURNING TO WICKED INTENT AS A HEAVY CONTENDER IN THE CINCY LOCAL METAL SCENE. THE ORIGINALS ARE VERY TIGHT AN CLEAN, A CLEAR VOX, AN I MUST SAY THE NEW MEMBERS OF THE GROUP HAVE RE-CREATED WICKED INTENT. WATCHIN PAUL D AN SEAN ONSTAGE TOGETHER IS A TREAT! AN JENNY DIABLO, OH YEAH SMILIN JENNY, SHE SHOWS HOW SHE IS HAVIN A BLAST PLUCKIN THE BASS. ATTENTION ALL BANDS AND VENUES: I GIVE YOU WICKED INTENT! PLAY WITH THEM AN BOOK THEM, YA WON'T BE SORRY! THEY DID A GREAT COVER ALSO, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY, ONCE YOU SEE THEM LIVE YOU WILL SEE WHY THE MEMBERS OF WICKED INTENT ARE TROOPERS! 4 ROUNDS OF JAGER 3:1!

ASHES OF YOUR ENEMY
FUCKIN AWESOME BAND FROM NEW JERSEY! JUST PASSIN THRU AN STOPPED TO PLAY IN CINCY! THEY CUT A CD CALLED THE UNDYING, BRUTAL FUCKIN CD! THE SONG IDGAF ROCKED THE JOINT, BUT THEN NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE WAS ONLY 10 OF US THERE AN NO ONE ELSE CAME OUT. IT WAS AN AWESOME DISPLAY OF JERSEY MOTHER FUCKIN METAL! HORNS UP FUCKERS, 4 ROUNDS JAGER 3:1!

HELL WITHIN
AW HELL, BRUTAL BRUTAL BRUTAL! I THINK I'M READY TO GET HIGH AFTER THE SHOW AN I DON'T SMOKE DOPE! IF YA WANNA SEE A BAND READY TO OPEN FOR BIGGER ACTS, IT'S THIS GROUP OF 5 YOUNG MEN FROM BOSTON, MASS! THE LEAD VOX'S WILL HAVE YOU ON YER FEET JAMMIN, HE IS THE CHARLIE MANSON OF METAL! HE CAN BRING THE CROWD UP AN HAVE THEM DO WHATEVER HE WANTS THEM TO DO. YA KNOW I'VE BEEN TO A LOT OF SHOWS, VENUES, ETC. AN MOST OF THE TIME I SEE THESE OUT OF TOWN BANDS COME THRU AN WONDER WHY THE FUCK THEY EVEN PLAY OR TOUR. THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR ASHES OF YOUR ENEMY AN HELL WITHIN. I MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS TONIGHT. FROM NEW JERSEY ASHES OF YOUR ENEMY, KEVIN, TONY, MATTY, JOEY, SHOTTIE AN FROM BOSTON, MASS, MATT, TONY, JSAIAS, JOE, AN BRIAN. WELCOME TO CINCY AN THANKS FOR ROCKIN IT OUT AT DIRTY JACK'S! WE WILL HOOK UP AGAIN! 4 ROUNDS OF JAGER 3:1!

FUCK, TO ALL THE BANDS TONIGHT, HAVE ONE MORE ROUND 3:1! IT'S A LIL SAD TO SEE THE BAR DIDN'T MAKE MUCH ON A SUNDAY NIGHT BUT WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME AN THE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT THE SHOWS IN CINCINNATI ARE NOT A FRIDAY AN SATURDAY THING! IT'S 7 DAYS OF AWESOME FUCKIN MUSIC FROM ALL OVER THE US! OK, SO WHAT, THESE BANDS ARE NOT OZZY OR ROB ZOMBIE OR BLACK LABEL SOCIETY. IF THESE ACTS CAME OUT ON A SUNDAY YA'LL WOULD PACK THE PLACE AN NOT CARE THAT YA GOTTA WORK THE NEXT DAY. IT'S THE SAME FOR THESE LOCAL ACTS. SOMETIMES I SEE THEY PUT MORE EFFORT AN MORE HEART INTO THEIR SHOWS THAN SOME OF THE BIGGER ACTS THAT SHOW UP IN CINCY. HORNS UP FUCKERS TO ALL FOUR OF THE BANDS TONIGHT! IT WAS AN HONOR FOR THE FEW OF US FANS THAT WERE THERE, WE GOT A HELL OF A SHOW! THIS GOES TO ALL THE LOCAL TALENT WE HAVE IN CINCY: CINCY HAS THE TALENT JUST A LACK OF FAN SUPPORT. REDNECKREVIEGUY.COM IS A STRONG SUPPORTER OF THE CINCY LOCAL METAL SCENE. SO WHILE YA'LL SAT THERE WATCHING RE-RUNS OF THE SIMPSONS OR COMPLAINING THAT IT'S SUNDAY AN THERE'S NOTHING TO DO, SAYIN YA CAN'T GO OUT BECAUSE YA GOTTA WORK TOMORROW, THERE WERE 4 AWESOME BANDS AN A FEW FANS PARTYIN IT UP AT DIRTY JACK'S! AN TO CHRIS LEE AN THE DIRTY JACK'S CREW, AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB! AN FOR CHRIS LEE, GREAT TO SEE YA OUT AN DOIN WHAT YA DO BEST!

REDNECK REVIEW #1 2008

JANUARY 18, 2008
HARDTAILS
CINCINNATI, OHIO

SESSION 9

ONE THING TO SAY, DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE MOVIE WEDDING SINGER? DO YA'LL KNOW THE SOUNDTRACK? IF NOT YA'LL SHOULD GIT A COPY CUZ SESSION 9 IS BETTER THAN THAT. I DID A REVIEW OF THIS GROUP BACK AT FREEDOM FEST AN DIDN'T CARE FOR RYAN'S VOICE. HE HAS IMPROVED, I WILL SAY THIS THO I DON'T LIKE SESSION 9 AS A COVER BAND. TO ME IT'S NOT A TIGHT FIT FOR THEM. BUT I'M NOT GONNA SAY I'VE HEARD BETTER COVER BANDS, I HAVE AN I'VE HEARD WORSE! I SEE NOW WHERE RYAN GETS ALL OF HIS FRONT MAN MOVES, HE HAS SEX ALL BY HIMSELF. I COULD SEE HIM SINGIN THAT SONG I TOUCH MYSELF BY DIVINYLS! I BELIEVE HE GETS TURNED ON FROM HIS VOICE. AS FOR THE OTHER GUYS IN THE BAND LOOSEN UP AND MOVE AROUND, GIT CRAZY, YA'LL ARE PLAYIN COVERS, HAVE FUN WITH IT! I'VE SEEN QUITE A FEW INTERESTING PEOPLE LIKE THE GIRLS WHO WISH THEY WERE POLE DANCERS, THE GIRL IN THE HALF JEAN JACKET, I HOPE SHE DIDN'T PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT, AN THEN THE GIRL WITH THE CIRCUMSIZED HAIRCUT! SHE LOOKED LIKE A WALKING PENISHEAD!

AS FOR LOSING YER DRUMMER IT DIDN'T HURT YA MUCH, ALL IT MEANS NOW IS THERE'S ONLY 4 OF YA'LL INSTEAD OF 5. I'M NOT USED TO SEEIN KENT FROM WRECKED PLAYIN DRUMS, IT'S DIFFERENT, SO WE HAVE TO HAND IT TO KENT FOR FILLING IN. RYAN JUST TOLD ME HE IS THE RICH LITTLE OF ROCK N ROLL. RICH HE AIN'T (CUZ HE'S UNEMPLOYED JUST LIKE ME), AN AS FOR LITTLE YA GOTTA ASK HIS WOMAN BOUT THAT, JUST FUNNIN WITH YA BRO! THE 2ND SET MUCH BETTER WITH THE BAND MOVIN AROUND. WOW THEY DID OZZY AND I'LL TELL YA WHAT, AWESOME! BUT KENT DUDE, YA LOOKED LIKE PEEWEE HERMAN AT THE PORN FEST ON THE DRUMS! ALL KIDDIN ASIDE, THIS BAND SEEMS TO HAVE THE WANT AN IT SHOWS. I WILL GIVE THE BAND 2 ROUNDS OF JAGER 3:1. HORNS UP FUCKERS!