REDNECK REVIEW #12

DIRTY JACK'S
SEPTEMBER 15, 2007

MISERY RISING

STARTED OFF WITH A BANG.... THIS BAND HAS ONE THING TO PROVE.... THEY ARE GONNA BE A BAND TO CONTEND WITH, HARD VOX'S AN SOME SOLID MUSIC MAKES MISERY RISING A FUCKIN KICK ASS METAL BAND, IT SHOWS THEY WORK HARD! SO FUCKERS GRAB YER SHOT GLASSES... 2 ROUNDS PAIN LINK STYLE

DAMAGE 4 A DIME

HOLY FUCK! THIS BAND HAS BEEN AT IT TOGETHER FOR A SHORT WHILE AN WHAT A FUCKIN BAND! THIS BAND HAS A FUTURE IN CINCY METAL, AWESOME VOX'S AN GREAT MUSIC... AN THE NAME ALONE SAYS IT ALL, YOU GO DAMAGE FOR A DIME AN YOU'LL GET YER MONEY'S WORTH! THEY PLAY SOME HARD ASS FUCKIN METAL ORIGINALS AN PANTERA COVERS! THE AWESOME 5 THAT MAKES UP DAMAGE 4 A DIME WILL BE AROUND TO KICK YER ASS FOR A WHILE! 4 ROUNDS JEG 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE!

X-FACTOR1

Q-BALL YA WANTED IT AN NOW YA GOT IT.... YOU TOLD ME AT FREEDOM FEST WHEN YOU HANDED ME YER CD THAT I WOULD NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. YA'LL X-FACTOR1 HAS DEFINATELY EARNED THE RIGHTS TO BE A PART OF THE JAGERMEISTER TOUR! THE TALENT IN THIS BAND IS WHAT IT TAKES TO GO NATIONAL, SOLID FUCKIN ORIGINAL MUSIC YA GOT ME TO TIP MY HAT FOR THE SONG YA'LL DID FOR 9-11, ONE THING I MUST SAY THIS BAND DOES NOT RAWWWK! THEY FUCKIN ROCK! ANYONE WHO TYPES OR SAYS THE WORD SPELT "RAWWKS" IS NOT ONLY INSECURE OF THEIR SEXUALITY, YER GAY! IT'S STUPIT AND PROBABLY THE MOST DEGRADING THING EVER TO BE SAID IN A ROOM FULL OF METAL HEADS! SO TAKE YER EMO "RAWWWK" TO A FUCKIN' PUNK SHOW! IT JUST DOESN'T BELONG IN METAL AND ANYONE WHO SAYS IT OR SPELLS IT "RAWWWK" DON'T BELONG IN METAL! SO X-FACTOR1 .... LET'S DO A NEW TOAST TO YA'LL A LIL DIFFERENT 4 ROUNDS X-FACTOR STYLE (SO WHAT IF YER STILL HUNGOVER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE! DRINK UP!)!!

I WANNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO JEN THE BARTENDER FOR THE AWESOME JOBS SHE DOES! THANKS TO MIKE OF MISERY RISING FOR INVITING US TO THE AFTER SHOW PARTY... HAD A GREAT TIME! I'M SURE YER MEMORIES OF THIS WILL STAY WITH YOU FOR A WHILE. AND STEVE, THANKS FOR PASSING OUT IN THE CAR. WE GOT SOME AWESOME PICS COMING UP SOON FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! UNTIL NEXT TIME HORNS UP FUCKERS!!