REDNECK REVIEW #10

DIRTY JACK'S

7/28/07

BILLY CARRI CD RELEASE PARTY

THE UPSET VICTORY

NOT A BAD BAND, FIVE YOUNG GUYS PLAYIN IT HARD..... NUTTIN TO SWEAT OVER, THE MUSIC ROCKED, I JUST DIDN'T CARE FOR THE VOX'S. IT SOUNDED A LIL BLAND, I DON'T SEE THIS BAND IN THE FUTURE AT ALL BUT YEAH I'D GIT EM A ROUND OF BEER ONE TIME ONLY.

AFTER ELVIS

SEE I TOLD YA'LL METAL EXISTED IN TENNESSEE. WOW WHAT A MIXED UP BAND, DAMN THE G-STRING DUDE TO MY RIGHT.... WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HAIR STYLE YA GOT GOIN ON? IS IT THE "HEY MY PARENTS HATE ME DO", OR THE "I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PENIS"? YOU MAKE THE CALL..... WELP SO FAR THE MUSIC IS OK, THE VOX'S KINDA LIKE THE FIRST BAND, NUTTIN TO REALLY REMEMBER THEM BY. THE ENERGY OF THE BAND ROCKS AN THE LIL ELVIS DUDE TO MY FAR LEFT ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN HERE? DID YOU LEARN THE PIG SQUEAL THING FROM THE TIME YOU GOT IT IN THE BUTT? BELIEVE ME YA'LL THERE IS BETTER METAL IN TENNESSEE THAN THIS.

FORMER

FORMER.... THAT IS THE QUESTION. WHAT IS THE FORMER PART ABOUT? THAT THEY WERE FORMERLY GOOD? I WAS NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL, LAME MUSIC, MAYBE IF A NEW SHOW LIKE FRIENDS STARTS UP THEY CAN DO THE THEME SONG. POP ROCK GROUPS FROM MY HOME STATE OF TENNESSEE SUCKS, YA'LL SHOULD TRY COUNTRY MUSIC. THE WHINE WILL GO WELL IN YER PERFORMANCES. THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THESE THREE PATHETIC BANDS.

BILLY CARRI

SHOULD I SAY ANYTHING NICE NOW? WELL DUDE YA STILL GOT A GREAT CINCINNATI SOUND, YA SHED A NEW LIGHT AND OPEN MANY DOORS FOR THE RICK SPRINGFIELD TYPE BANDS OF YER ERA. YER DRUMMER HAS A LOT OF TALENT AN A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, ALL THE SONGS YA DID AN ALL THE SONG ON YER CD ROCK! BILLY CARRI IS AN WILL ALWAYS BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME AN A LEGEND IN CINCINNATI. AN EXTRA NOTE BILLY ITS GOOD TO SEE YER 1 FAN THE AMAZON WOMAN AT YER SHOWS (GOD IF SHE EVER READS THIS I HOPE SHE DOES NOT KICK MY ASS)! YA'LL GRAB SOME SHOT GLASSES 2 ROUNDS 3:1 PAIN LINK STYLE.

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